It just so happened, that Tracy's soon to be betrothed (Tom Clow)
was aghast at what he saw, that Tracy asked me to take a look to see if it
were truly that horrifying. And yes, I will attest that it was the most
horrible sight I had ever seen. Imagine if you will, the show Everest (on
the National Geographic Channel) where the climbers summit Everest but they
get frost bite from their journey - black necrotic flesh that needs to be
amputated. Now, imagine if you will, that same black necrotic flesh the size
of a small phone book on Tracy's ass with the carpet "print" embedded into
it - I could tell that it was a Berber. My jaw dropped open and I nearly
wept for her pain. It was a wonder she didn't have to amputate her right ass
cheek. It truly took her a long time to heal, poor girl.
This tale of Tracy's tail is no exaggeration. It was truly a wonder.
So there is no need for you to be scared of me in the locker room, for I too
have shy bits and would rather look the other way.
Janie Rudnick (posted by Leah)
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I agree- this is one for the record books!!
Benita
Thanks for all of your concern about my bahookey. There is no residual "necrosis", just a sore tailbone that is healing slowly.
The funniest thing was Janie's reaction in the Y locker room. I'm sure fellow members thought she was getting ill. She saw it after almost 2 weeks. There was no Berber pattern to start. Dang, I wish I had taken a picture it was so unbelievable. Thankfully, with much therapy, Janie is now able to sleep at night. And I have a new appreciation for running, as I couldn't for awhile. I'm sure that too, will pass.
Tracy
I've seen Tracy's ass since and it has healed rather nicely.
I've done much research since that horrifying day and consider myself an expert in asses (lord knows I've dated several and married one too). I am willing to lend out my expertise if anyone is in need of it.
Janie
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